It always happens on a Monday...
This morning started off bad, and then got worse. I woke up exhausted – last night I had some mild indigestion, as could not sleep for the muggy heat until nearly 4 in the morning. Something was off this morning, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. I got up and smoke a cigarette to try and wake up so I could face my day. Something still off, still can’t put my finger on it. I lay down on the floor and get ready to do my morning exercise. Crunches – starting, crunch, crunch. Something is amiss in my abdomen, perhaps brought on by the rapid movement in the area? Crunch, crunch, 10. Something is really going on. Crunch, crunch, 15. Yipes! I run to the bathroom. NOT OK. Suddenly I think back to the greasy cheese bread I ate for dinner late last night. *sigh*
I called in sick to work, and planned on getting a couple of hours of sleep before going in at 10:30. I RDP into work to check my calendar – nope, nothing until the afternoon. I’m in the clear.
BLEEP BLOOP BLIDDY BLEEP BLEEP crap.. It’s work calling at 9:00. I had a 10:30 meeting that never got sent to my calendar. Grumble. I hauled my ass out of bed, and made it to work by 9:30 so I could go up to Bothell for my meeting.
The whole day was very long and boring. I got a lot done, but was tired all day. I’m really glad that I’m home now – I’m planning on spending a nice quiet evening glued to my couch. It’s not so hot and muggy today so hopefully I will be able to fall asleep early and be ready to tackle my day tomorrow Sparky style!
And now in honor of this morning I present to you my readers some toilet humor.
Ha! You think it's hot up there.... I spit in your general direction!!
It was 96 today in Florida, with 88% humidity.
... But it still beats having to haul my ass into Greythorn at 8:30 in the morning..
=)
Keith
Posted by: NetDogma | Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 06:57 PM